"Space always was, is now and always will be. It had no beginning and it will have no end. It was not created, nor can it be destroyed. It is eternal..."...Alfred Lawson
Stick with me on this one. It's not your standard issue "another Wisconsin first in the entire world!!!" story (which, by the way, are so overwhelming and numerous that I'm getting bored with the whole concept). Unlike the simple headline, the story you're about to read gets tangled and complex, with serious philosophic overtones that transcend the category. Here's a good overview...Alfred W. Lawson was the Leonardo da Vinci of kooks. Not only did he discover the Cause of Sex (which is..."the universal law of suction"), the Cause of Evolution and the Cause of Capillary Action, but he was also the inventor of the airliner and the two-tier passenger compartment (and many other mechanical devices), played in and managed pro baseball teams, founded the University of Lawsonomy and the Direct Credits Society and somehow found time to invent and expound on LAWSONOMY, aka... The All Knowing Universal Knowledge of Life.Now here's the story...
1869. Alfred W. Lawson was three weeks old when his family emigrated to North America from London, England. He spent his early years in Detroit. A voracious reader, he grew up to be a man of many interests and skills. He began his adult life as a professional baseball player/manager and fantastic novelist. In his one year as a pitcher for Boston and Pittsburgh, he posted a 6.63 era and his batting average of .000 reaffirmed the old adage that pitchers can't hit. He soon found better employment in management.
Born Again, his only novel, was first published in 1904. Here's the plot.
A seeker and world traveller,John Convert, is thrown off a ship after arguing (preaching to) with his fellow crewmen. Convert is washed ashore on a strange little island. There he meets the lovely Arletta. She is the last of a race of superpersons, The Sagemen, who perished four thousand years before in the Great Flood. She uses telepathy to communicate with Convert, whom she calls an “Apeman”. Apparently we humans are unevolved creatures, especially when compared to the Sagemen, who once lived as vegetarians in an egalitarian state of perfection. In the end, we learn that man must stop his war against both nature and his fellow man and that “Selfishness is the root of all evil; eradicate selfishness from all human beings and the earth will be heaven.”In 1907, a chance sighting of a dirigible struck Lawson's imagination.
"That was the spark that set me afire, and forever afterward I was unable to extinguish the aeronautical blaze that burned within me."He settled in Philadelphia and then New York City, where he launched two popular aviation magazines and contributed to the 1912 edition of Webster's dictionary by providing a glossary of Aviation Terms. In the October 1916 issue of Aircraft Magazine, Lawson made this prediction:
"Prior to the year 1970 air traffic will be practiced to such an extent that traffic rules of the air will have to be enforced, certain routes being charted altitudinally, the larger, long-distance ships being given the right of way at the higher altitudes."Brilliant.
In 1917, Lawson wanted to build airplanes. He needed support for establishing an aircraft factory. He found that support in the nations most forward thinking state. Businessmen of Green Bay, Wisconsin offered to invest and the Lawson Aircraft Corporation was established to build training planes for the Army.
The company's prototype, the Lawson Military Trainer One flew on September 10, 1917. A purchase agreement for a modified version of his plane was signed by the Army but was withdrawn after the armistice of 1918. The Lawson Aircraft Company was forced to close down.
Lawson had plans for a larger type of aircraft - one that could transport a dozen or more passengers in comfort and hall light freight and mail pouches at the same time. He needed more capital, so he traveled south to Milwaukee.
The Lawson Airplane Company opened its facilities on South Water Street in Milwaukee on April 14, 1919. The Lawson C-2, which he called an airliner, was completed in August, 1919.
It was the world's first airliner. Now for the kooky part....Already a practising vegetarian and a utopian idealist, Alfred Lawson pulled an L. Ron Hubbard and created his own religion. Based on his own unusual theories of physics, according to which such concepts as
"penetrability", "suction and pressure" and
"zig-zag-and-swirl" were discoveries that equalled Einstein. He began publishing books on these concepts (50 in all), and even invented his own typography for the entire set which became the backbone of
"Lawsonomy" - the Lawsonian religion. He took his act on the road during the great depression. His lectures, a combination of Lawsonian philosophy and all out socialism, attract thousands. This lead to the founding of the University of Lawsonomy in Des Moines,Iowa,which offered the degree of "Knowledgian," but after various IRS and other investigations it was closed and finally sold in 1954, the year of Lawson's death.
"Lawson's financial arrangements remain mysterious to this day and in later years he seems to have owned little property, moving from city to city as a guest of his farflung acolytes. A 1952 attempt to haul him before a Senate investigative committee and get to the bottom of his operation ended with the old man leaving the senators baffled and unimpressed."A farm near Racine, Wisconsin is the only remaining university facility, although a handful of churches survive in Kansas and a large sign, reading
University of Lawsonomy, is familiar to anyone driving along I-94 10 miles north of the Illinois border. At present, the "University" exists only as a URL.
Move over Scientology, here are a few Lawsonomistic quotes you may have lifted
to service your brand of metaphysical extortion.
"There are two distinct kinds of Mental Organisms—one kind builds up and the other tears down things. One is constructive and the other is destructive. The intelligent ones build and the ignorant ones destroy. The intelligent Mental Organisms, that I have named MENORGS, develop life while the ignorant Mental Organisms, that I have named DISORGS, degrade and destroy life.""Suction is the female of movement and Pressure is the male of movement. (...) No electron, no atom, no molecule, no earthly formation, no cosmic formation, or any other formation in Space, large or small, could move at all except by, or through the agency of currents caused by Suction and Pressure."
Hah?